everything else up until now

Adams, Richard:
The Girl in a Swing, 1980 – One of my all-time favorites. A+
Maia, 1984 – ditto, although in some ways too self-indulgent. A+

Binchy, Maeve
The Copper Beech, 1992 – B+
The Lilac Bus: Stories, 1992 (originally two novels, 1982 and 1984) – A-. The first Binchy I ever read and still one of my favorites.

Blyton, Enid – Third Year at Malory Towers, 1948 – C+

Card, Orson Scott:
The Folk of the Fringe, 1989 – B-
Lost Boys, 1992 – A-

Collins, Wilkie – The Moonstone, 1868 – B. Funny and well-written, but I had forgotten how unbelievable the plot is.

Cross, Amanda, In the Last Analysis, 1964 – B.

Curtis, Christopher Paul – Bucking the Sarge, 2004. The ending isn’t very satisfactory, but Curtis is still one of the best new writers for kids out there. B+

Delafield, E. M. – The Diary of a Provincial Lady, 1931 – A

DiCamillo, Kate – The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane – 2006. B+

Durrell, Gerald – The Bafut Beagles, 1954 – B+. I idolized Durrell as a child, but some of his attitudes are a little hard to take now.

Eager, Edward:
Half Magic – 1954 – A
Knight’s Castle – 1956 – A
Magic By the Lake – 1957 – A-
Seven-Day Magic – 1962 – A-

Enss, Chris – Hearts West : True Stories of Mail Order Brides on the Frontier – 2005. Slight, but interesting because of the primary source letters and advertisements included. B-

Finney, Jack
Assault on a Queen, 1959 – B-. My least favorite Finney; grim and devoid of his usual quirkiness. I think I’ll get rid of it.
Forgotten News: The Crime of the Century and Other Lost Stories, 1983 – B+

Gorey, Edward
Amphigorey – 1972
Amphigorey II – 1975
Like nothing else, but don’t have nearly the appeal to me now they did when I was a teenager.

Grove, Andrew S. – One on One With Andy Grove: How to Manage Your Boss, Yourself and Your Coworkers, 1987 – B+. Lots of decent common sense.

Henry, Marguerite – King of the Wind: The Story of the Godolphin Arabian, 1948 – A-

Horne, S. Hamill – Camp Choconut : a history of the boys’ camp near Friendsville, Pennsylvania – 2005. Just a few miles from our house, so I was interested. Cool to hear about created traditions that work—“heads and heels,” “the Villa Hunt,” “the Blinded Wanderer.” B

Jansson, Tove – Moonminvalley in November – 1971 – B. No Moomins in this one, just their long shadows as Snufkin, the Hemulen, the fillyjonk and a few new characters move into the Moomin house.

Kipling, Rudyard:
The Complete Stalky & Co. – 1930 – B+. Some stories that weren’t in my Stalky as a teen. I idolized Stalky. Now a lot of it is either opaque or offensive.
The Jungle Book – 1894 – A
Kim, 1901 – A
The Second Jungle Book – 1895 – A (“Red Dog” was always one of my favorite stories; doesn’t hold up quite that well anymore…)

Lang, Andrew (editor) – The Green Fairy Book – 1892 – A. Introduced by saying “this is … probably the last of the Fairy Books of many colors.” Ha! Like comic books (and music to a certain extent), it seems that the exemplars I was exposed to at a formative age have much the strongest hold on my imagination and emotions—this, Flora Steel’s English Fairy Tales, the single-volume Grimm and selection of Hans Christian Anderson tales are THE fairy stories for me still.

LeGuin, Ursula
The Lathe of Heaven, 1971 – A+. A perfect novel.
The Telling – 2000 – A. I have bookmarks in it for quotes I wanted to repeat. Will read again within a few years.
Very Far Away From Anywhere Else – 1976 – B+

Levin, Ira – A Kiss Before Dying – 1953 – Suspense classic. B+

Libbrecht, Kenneth; photos by Patricia Rasmussen – The Snowflake: Winter’s Secret Beauty – 2003. Amazing. A

McCaffrey, Anne – Crystal Singer, 1982 – B. Wonderful descriptions of food!

Mitford, Nancy – The Blessing, 1951 – A+. Brilliant and very funny; I’ve read it many times since I was a teenager, and it never gets old.

Montgomery, Sy – The Good Good Pig: The Extraordinary Life of Christopher Hogwood – 2006. B

Nabokov, Vladimir (edited by Alfred Appel Jr) – The Annotated Lolita – 1991 – Novel A+, annotations B.

Nesbit, E: (Edith):
The Book of Dragons – Watermill edition 1987 – B
The Enchanted Castle – 1907 – A+
Five Children and It – 1902 – A+
The Phoenix and the Carpet – 1904 – A+
The New Treasure Seekers – 1904 – B-
The Railway Children – ? – B+. Only now do I see the problem of this family’s toxic secret hiding…
The Story of the Amulet – c 1901, first published 1906 – A

Oxford Book of Fantasy Stories – 1994; A Treasury of Modern Fantasy – ed. Carr and Greenberg – 1981. I read every word of these so I could give them away without that sense of missing something… and now I have no memory of them whatsoever. But they have authors I’d like to be complete on, like A. Merritt and Jack Vance, so now I want to keep them… at this rate I will never shrink my collection!

Nichols, Beverley – No Man’s Street, 1954 – B. Nichols was quite a hack, so it’s not suprising that this doesn’t have as much flavor as his garden memoirs (what he really loved). Too bad, though—I was very excited to find this at an estate sale for a buck!

Parker, Richard – The House that Guilda Drew – 1963 – B. In Australia, Guilda and her family finally find a house to live in.

Peddiwell, J. Abner – The Saber-Tooth Curriculum – 1939 – Brilliant! A-

Roach, Mary – Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers – 2003. Fascinating book and wonderful attitude: to want to be useful after one’s death. A-

Schulz, Charles M. – Young Pillars: The Creator of Peanuts Takes a Look At Young Church People – 1958 – C+. A curiosity I’m getting rid of now. Take Linus and stretch him to six feet tall, then give him a one-panel strip with very, very weak jokes…

Sedaris, David – Me Talk Pretty One Day – 2000. B+

Strieber, Whitley and James Kunetka
Nature’s End, 1986 – A-
War Day – 1984 – A-

Tannen, Deborah – You’re Wearing That? Understanding Mothers and Daughters in Conversation – 2006. Tannen is always wonderful. A-

Voltaire – Candide (edition illustrated by Rockwell Kent, 1963). Since the 2004 elections, I’ve been feeling like all I can do is cultivate my garden…

Hilary’s childhood collection

Proto-librarian at work: I put paper spine labels on my favorite books (how old was I? ten or eleven?), ordering them by how much I liked them, I think. Here are the ones I still have:

#2 : My Side of the Mountain by Jean George (1959)
#7: The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett (1911)
#8: Stuart Little by E. B. White (1945)
#9: Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White (1952)
#11: Dolphin Island by Arthur C. Clarke (1963)
#12: From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler (1967)
#13: Misty of Chincoteague by Marguerite Henry (1947)
#14: Brighty of the Grand Canyon by Marguerite Henry (1953)
#15: A Book of Bosh: Lyrics and Prose of Edward Lear, chosen by Brian Alderson (1975) – just added 11/26/2020, it must have turned up when we moved
#16: Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers (1934)

I think Heritage of the Star by Sylvia Engdahl (1973) was #1. I re-bought my original edition but don’t have the same copy. Edited in 2020 to add: I do still have my copy of Jennifer, Hecate, MacBeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth by E. L. Konigsburg (1967 – inscribed to me because my aunt went to a reading), which I’m quite sure was originally labeled and would have been somewhere in the first ten because I liked it better than Mixed-Up Files.

April

Ahlberg, Allan – The Better Brown Stories, 1995 – B+

Crowley, Chris & Henry S. Lodge – Younger Next Year For Women: Live Like You’re 50—Strong, Fit, Sexy—Until You’re 80 and Beyond, 2005 – A-. A+ for content—every woman should read this book (and every man the first Younger Next Year). Points off for lack of an index and a slightly annoying style (not wildly annoying, just some damn repetition, to imitate Crowley’s voice).

Curtis, Christopher Paul – Mr. Chickee’s Funny Money, 2005 – A-. James Brown on the quadrillion-dollar bill! Gotta love it!

Funke, Cornelia – The Thief Lord, 2000 – B-

McKenna, Paul – Change Your Life in 7 Days: The World’s Leading Hypnotist Shows You How, 2004 – B

Spinelli, Jerry – Wringer, 1997 – B+

Wersba, Barbara – Walter: The Story of a Rat, 2005 – A-

March

Frey, James – My Friend Leonard, 2005 – B-. I read A Million Little Pieces soon after it came out (ordered it for the library because it got a great review in Booklist) and found it completely compelling. I was surprised to be won over despite the annoying Capitalization and other Freyisms. I had already started MFL when the whole brouhaha blew up. But even aside from that, it just doesn’t have the same kick the first book did.

Gethers, Peter – The Cat Who’ll Live Forever: The Final Adventures of NORTON, the Perfect Cat, and His Imperfect Human, 2001 – B-. Large print read over time on the elliptical trainer. Tolerable in small doses.

A Love Like No Other: Stories from Adoptive Parents – ed. Pamela Kruger and Jill Smolowe, 2005 – A-

Raskin, Ellen – The Westing Game, 1978 – B. For the Parent-Child Book Club. We have our work cut out for us!

Varley, John – Mammoth, 2005 – B. A pretty good big-budget time travel novel interspered with sections from an awful children’s book. Why would a talented writer like Varley think rules like “show, don’t tell” don’t apply in children’s literature? They apply more.

Young, Dean & Rick Marschall – Blondie & Dagwood’s America, 1981 – B+

February

Bach, David – The Automatic Millionaire: A Powerful One-Step Plan to Live and Finish Rich, 2004 – B+

Bauer, Joan – Best Foot Forward, 2005 – A-. Almost-as-good sequel to Rules of the Road.
Wonderful YA literature with strong characters who like to work.

Collard, Sneed B. III – The Prairie Builders: Reconstructing America’s Lost Grasslands, 2005 – A-. Children’s non-fiction; well-written and great photos. And that author’s name! Sneed B. Collard III! Worth the price of the book right there!

Finney, Jack
About Time: 12 Short Stories, 1986 – A-. These are all from I Love Galesburg in the Springtime and The Third Level, so I can let this go to a good home.
The Body Snatchers, 1955 – A-. Classic quality-pulp horror.
Good Neighbor Sam, 1963 – B. Strange but mildly funny.
I Love Galesburg in the Springtime, 1963. B+
The Night People, 1977. B. Quite strange but some very memorable set-pieces.
3 By Finney: The Woodrow Wilson Dime (originally 1968, stupidly and very badly updated in 1987—a few updated pop-cultural references (Linda Evans) which make the bulk of it anachronistic) – B; The Night People (1977), Marion’s Wall (1973) – B+.
The Third Level 1957. B+. Includes “Cousin Len’s Wonderful Adjective Cellar,” which should be read by all writers.
Time and Again, 1970 – A. My favorite Finney, and it still holds up, despite unanswered time travel questions (what happens to their bodies? why does the same amount of time elapse in the present as they live in the past?) The integration of the photos and woodcuts is a great asset, although this time I noticed how ridiculous it is to pretend that the artwork is all by Si Morley when the styles are radically different.

Frankfurt, Harry G. – On Bullshit, 2005 – B+. A great and interesting essay, but publishing under 10,000 words as a hardcover is just weird. Princeton University Press, meet Andrews-McMeel.

Goscinny, René, and Uderzo – Astérix books. I jotted the following two down and then read a mess of others…
Astérix et les Goths, 1963 – B+
Le Domaine Des Dieux, 1971 – A

Grogan, John – Marley and Me: Life and Love with the World’s Worst Dog, 2005 – A-. Tear-jerking but not too sentimental.

Hubbell, Sue – A Country Year: Living the Questions, 1986 – A-. Very often entomologists are also wonderful writers. Or maybe it’s just that I love insects.

Ibbotson, Eva – The Great Ghost Rescue, 1975 – A-. I just love Ibbotson—a cross between the Munsters and Harry Potter. This isn’t her best, but it’s very enjoyable.

King, Stephen – Cell, 2006 – B+. I couldn’t put this down, but it does have the usual King “weird things happened, don’t ask/wonder why” unsatisfactoriness to the plot (worst on those lines was From a Buick 8). Seeing what happens half-way through, I wonder if Stephen King is a Firefly/Serenity fan?

Willis, Connie – To Say Nothing of the Dog, 1997 – B-. It’s supposed to be a fantasy and humor classic, and I really really wanted to like it… I love Victiorian fiction, time travel, animal stories, and the various referents (Oscar Wilde, Three Men in a Boat, Schroedinger’s cat, British mysteries, etc.), but I found the whole much less than the sum of its parts. Too telegraphic, allusive, and ultimately unsatisfactory in plot. Jonathan really liked it, though, so points for that.

January batch

Burroughs, Augusten – Magical Thinking: True Stories, 2004 – B. Burroughs’ voice has shrunk on me. Third book and I’m heartily sick of him, his self-pity, narcissim, and cruelty.

Didion, Joan – The Year of Magical Thinking, 2005 – A.

Donaldson, Jean – The Culture Clash: A Revolutionary New Way of Understanding the Relationship Between Humans and Domestic Dogs, 1996 – B+. Great content, confusingly organized.

Done, Phillip – 32 Third Graders and One Class Bunny:Life Lessons from Teaching, 2005 – B.

Ende, Michael – The Neverending Story, 1979 – A- . I’d only seen the movie and finally got around to reading it. Although the beginning is twee (the rockchewers live on mountains that they’ve eaten holes into so they’re called the “Cheeziewheezies”), it’s an exciting book with some magical images and lots of creativeness. Favorites: Perilin the Night Forest which turns into the Desert of Colors, and the Silver City which stands in Moru, the Lake of Tears (“the violet-blue water of the lake was so salty and bitter that only silver…could withstand its corrosive action…”)

Funke, Cornelia – Inkheart, 2003 – B

Grothe, Mardy – Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom From History’s Great Wordsmiths, 2004 – A-

Keller, Robert (with Suzanne Meredith) – House Proud, 2003 – no grade (good in its own weird local way–Keller is an amazing character who gave me a tour of the Phelps Mansion in Binghamton, so I couldn’t resist this book!)

Martin, Steve – Shopgirl, 2000 – B+. Also read after seeing the movie, which was better.

Sparks, Nicholas – True Believer, 2005 – B-. Not as bad as I thought it would be!

Watts, David – Bedside Manners: One Doctor’s Reflections on the Oddly Intimate Encounters Between Patient and Healer, 2005 – A-

Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle books by Betty MacDonald

Hello, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1957
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1947
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s Farm, 1954
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s Magic, 1957

All wonderful, funny books except Farm which went off in a “realistic” direction that betrayed the very concept of Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s cures for bad behavior. It was also illustrated by Maurice Sendak, when the Hilary Knight illustrations in the other three are clearly the only proper ones!

My favorite part of these books as an adult is the wonderfully ridiculous names. Usually the child protagonist has an ordinary name, but when the worried mother calls her friends to ask about their children, the silly names make an appearance. Here are the ones I like best:

  • Ermintrude Bags
  • Calliope Ragbag
  • Paraphernalia Grotto
  • Cormorant Broomrack
  • Worthington and Guinevere Gardenfield
  • Wetherill Crankminor
  • Pergola Wingsproggle
  • Myrtle and Jasper Quitrick
  • Cornell and Harvard Foxglove
  • Trent and Tansy Popsickle
  • Nicholas Semicolon
  • Jimmy Gopher
  • Miss Weathervane
  • Corinthian Bop
  • Harbin Quadrangle
  • Darsie and Bard Burbank
  • Terry and Theresa Teagle
  • Percy, Pamela, and Potter Penzil
  • Mrs. Wintersmelt
  • Armand Armadillo
  • Wilfred Grassfeather

Lots and lots of backlog

I just turned 41 and I’m thinking of the “1” as a Fresh Start. Which means trying to get the decks cleared. Which means putting aside the irrational thoughts of getting “caught up” on my book backlog. Which means another listing of everything I’ve read & haven’t written about—alas, those thoughts are gone. Just the sentence for each didn’t work, but rather than leave them completely bare I will just give a letter grade to each, plus a star for those I’d particularly like to write about—someday…. Alphabetical order this time! (per batch—there will be several):

Atkinson, Kate – Case Histories, 2004 – A-

Bartoletti, Susan Campbell – Hitler Youth: Growing Up In Hitler’s Shadow, 2005 – A- (amazing how many foreshadowings there were of what was to come—reassuring in a way that Germany did not just descend into madness overnight)

Baum, L. Frank – Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz, 1908 – B

Berendt, John – The City of Falling Angels, 2005 – A-

Best-Loved Poems in Large Print – ed. Virginia S. Reiser – B. Read while on the elliptical trainer. Lots of good classics, lots of sentimental trash (Edgar A. Guest, urk!)

The Best of Oprah’s What I Know for Sure – 2004? – B+

Helen Dore Boylston, all B/B+
Presumably the orginal “nurse story” books, still enjoyable today. The now-familiar cliches, except for Connie Halliday’s skit as a dignified, wistful cockroach who traces the hospital’s history and mission. That you don’t read every day.
Sue Barton, Senior Nurse – 1937
Sue Barton, Student Nurse – 1936

Burgess, Gelett – Goops and How to Be Them – 1900 – B-

Burnett, Frances Hodgson
Emily Fox-Seton: Being The Making of a Marchioness and The Methods of Lady Walderhurst – , 1901 – B+ (my third on-my-own book for Project Gutenberg)
The Head of the House of Coombe, 1921 – B+

Byng, Georgia – Molly Moon’s Incredible Book of Hypnotism, 2002 – B

Carroll, Ruth and Latrobe – Runaway Pony, Runaway Dog, 1963 – B

Chicago (Eyewitness Travel Guides), 2003 – A

Cohen, Brad, with Lisa Wysocky – Front of the Class: How Tourette Syndrome Made Me the Teacher I Never Had, 2005 – C+

Coolidge, Susan
Clover – 1888 – B+
What Katy Did – 1872 – A
What Katy Did at School – 1873 – B+
What Katy Did Next – 1886 – B+

Curtis, Christopher Paul – Bud, Not Buddy, 1999 – A

Dahl, Roald
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – 1964 – A-
James and the Giant Peach – 1961 – A-

De Angeli, Marguerite – The Door in the Wall, 1949 – B+

Druon, Maurice – Tistou Les Pouces Vertes, 1968 – B+

Duriez, Colin – The C. S. Lewis Chronicles: The Indispensible Biography of the Creator of Narnia Full of Little-Known Facts, Events, and Miscellany, 2005 – D

Estes, Eleanor (ill. Edward Ardizzone), The Witch Family, 1960 – A-

Francis, Dick
Proof, 1985 – B+
Smokescreen, 1972 – B-

Frolic, Billy (as “Ronald Richard Roberts”) – The Ditches of Edison County, 1993 – B+ (quite a good parody!)

Gallagher, Tim – The Grail Bird: Hot on the Trail of the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, 2005 – A

George, Jean – My Side of the Mountain, 1959 – A-

Gladwell, Malcolm – Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking, 2005 – A+

Honey, Elizabeth – Don’t Pat the Wombat, 1996 – B+

Hornby, Nick – A Long Way Down, 2005 – A- (Hornby’s reading a lot like Mil Millington these days!)

Ibbotson, Eva—all A-
Island of the Aunts, 1999
Not Just a Witch, 1989
The Secret of Platform 13, 1994
Which Witch?, 1979

Katz, Jon – The Dogs of Bedlam Farm: An Adventure With Sixteen Sheep, Three Dogs, Two Donkeys, and Me, 2004 – A-

Keller, Beverly – A Small, Elderly Dragon, 1984 – C+

Konigsburg, E.L. – The View from Saturday, 1996 – B

LeGuin, Ursula – The Beginning Place, 1980 – A

Lewis, C.S.
The Great Divorce, 1946 – A-
The Horse and His Boy, 1954 – A-
The Last Battle, 1956 – A-
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, 1950 – A-
The Magician’s Nephew, 1955 – A-
Prince Caspian, 1951 – A-
The Screwtape Letters, 1942 – A-
The Silver Chair, 1953 – A-
Till We Have Faces, 1956 – A-
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, 1952 – A-

McCaffrey, Anne
Dragondrums, 1979 – B+
Dragonsinger, 1977 – A-
Dragonsong, 1976 – A-
Get Off the Dragon, 1977 -B-

Maggin, Elliot S!; both B+. I’m getting rid of these now, though I’ve enjoyed them several times since I was a teen. They make you think about why Superman sticks around on Earth; he comes across as a genuinely nice guy, tortured by his inability to help Lex Luthor grow up into a healthy, honest person. Interesting combination of decent psychological realism with the most detailed and therefore cognitively-dissonant depiction of Supe going everywhere and fixing everything, even the most trivial “problems” (like cat in tree from the movie).
Superman: Last Son of Krypton, 1978
Superman: Miracle Monday

Moehringer, J. R. – The Tender Bar: A Memoir, 2005 – A-

Moore, Judith – Fat Girl: A True Story, 2005 – B-. Very, very depressing.

Morey, Walt – Gentle Ben, 1965 – A-

Nelson, O. T. – The Girl Who Owned a City, 1975 – B- I adored this book as a kid, lost the author and title, and later re-discovered it through a bio of Ayn Rand. Some of the Randite attitudes are a turn-off now; it’s the emphasis on competence and independence that got me then.

Niven, Larry and Jerry Pournelle – Lucifer’s Hammer, 1977 – B+

O’Brien, Robert C. – Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIHM, 1971 – A-

Reichl, Ruth – Garlic and Sapphires, 2005 – A- (I couldn’t put it down, stayed up until 2am finishing it!)

Richards, Laura E. – Captain January, 1902 – B

Rothman, Rodney – Early Bird: A Memoir of Premature Retirement, 2005 – A-

Rowling, J. K. – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005 – B+

Salten, Felix – Bambi, 1929 (translated by Whittaker Chambers) – A-

Schwenke, Karl – In a Pig’s Eye, 1985 – B

White, E.B. – Stuart Little, 1945 – B+

Wisner, Franz – Honeymoon with My Brother, 2005 – A-

Yates, Dornford – Berry and Co., 1921 – B-

Two kids’ books (rest goes in backlog)

I was browsing the library shelves looking for titles to consider for our proposed parent-child book club (inspired by Deconstructing Penguins). I checked these out not because I’d consider them for that (in fact we’ve chosen Christopher Paul Curtis’ wonderful Bud, Not Buddy for the first meeting), but just because I was curious about them (familiar author/unfamiliar work, or, in the case of the dragon book, a genre I like).

Michievous Meg – Astrid Lindgren, 1962.

I was a big Pippi Longstocking fan as a kid, although I don’t think Lindgren is a great writer (unlike Tove Jansson). This is a cute collection of stories about Meg getting herself into hot water, sometimes dragging her little sister Betsy along. Meg floats Betsy off in a boiler to be Moses in the rushes, uses an umbrella to parachute off the roof, skates too far and gets them lost, and stars in a shameless rip-off of the story “Charles” by Shirley Jackson (the classic tale wherein a child tells hair-raising stories of the awful boy who causes so much trouble at school, ending with the parent meeting the teacher and discovering that the awful child does not exist and their own offspring is the trouble-maker).

McBroom’s Almanac: Containing Truthful Accounts of Amazing Happenings on McBroom’s Wonderful One-Acre Farm, to which are added Astounding World Records, Infallible Weather Signs & Predictions, Useful Advice (Fully Guaranteed), Miraculous Inventions & Sundry Jollifications – Sid Fleischman, 1984.

I’m a big fan of the McBroom family (“Willjillhesterchesterpeterpollytimtommarylarryandlittleclarinda!”) and their forty-acre farm, which is only one acre in extent, but forty acres deep–hence the incredibly fertile soil that grows giant vegetables in minutes. This isn’t really a McBroom book, even though it has a few stories about the McBrooms versus their rival, Heck Jones; rather it’s a hodge-podge of one-liners, tall tales, silly proverbs, etc.—viz. the subtitle. Some samples:

Rowdy storms, cold and gruff;
A week of Feb. is quite enough.

FARM TIP
It’s poor advice to plant potatoes in the dark of the moon. Better to plant
them in the garden.

PRAIRIE WILDLIFE
The Shlunk
This is a shy little animal with big feet and pink whiskers. Shlunks come out of their burrows only one day a year, on April 31. They are impossible to track because they walk single file and eat each other’s footprints. The last one walks backwards.

Unfortunately it’s illustrated by Walter Lorraine, one of the few children’s book artists I really dislike.

In the Frame – Dick Francis, 1976

Dick Francis is/was one of my favorite writers; not that I think he’s one of the greats (like Ursula LeGuin), but there’s something about his writing that I couldn’t get enough of at one point, so I collected everything he wrote. I still enjoy his horse-world-centered mysteries, but some of the appeal is fading with age. Somehow I misplaced my copy of In the Frame, so I hadn’t read it on my last Francis kick. Though it’s an above-average Francis, I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought I would. The main character is a painter of horse portraits who uncovers the typical Francis horse-crook ring through Australian galleries selling fake Munnings canvases. Like many mysteries, part of the appeal is vicariously enjoying the research and travel the author got to do.