Odysseus’ Last Stand: The Chronicles of a Bicycle Nomad – Dave Stamboulis, 2004

Our new neighbor Mark lent me this book—he met Dave Stamboulis in Thailand and keeps in touch with him. I love stories like this, but they’re not always well-told so I was wary. Mark indicated that Dave had published the book himself, and although it looked very pro on the outside, when I flipped through it I noticed that it ended abruptly in the middle of a sentence on page 342—the last section was missing (not ripped out, but mis-bound). I see from Amazon that it’s supposed to have 355 pages. But all my doubts were put to rest when I started reading, and now I really want to get my hands on those missing 13 pages!

Dave rode his bike all around the world, 7 years and 40,000 kilometers. He brings the reader right along with him, through experiences harsh and disgusting, beautiful and heart-warming. The chapters on China and Central Asia especially made me grateful to Dave for describing it so vividly (he is very candid about toilet conditons) that I don’t have to feel tempted to do it myself! He writes very well, both in describing the scenery and people and in reflecting on the nature of travel and the modern world. During his adventures he lives and works in various cities for extended periods, falls in love, gets married, travels with his wife, breaks up, and continues on the road. He meets farmers, artists, policemen, hoteliers, and lots of inquisitive children, most of whom ask for pens (you can read Chapter 5, where the “hello pen” greeting first comes up, here on Dave’s site for the book). There are a few wonderful pictures in the center section of this book, although it would be nice if they were in the order of his travels. (Many more are on his site.) Periodic maps help keep track of the journey. I especially enjoyed the epigraphs which head each chapter, quotes on travel which highlight its fascinations and contradictions. What particularly stands out are the contrasts between different countries: not only the food, lodging, and road conditions, but also the general tenor of people’s reactions to Dave, their happiness and frustrations, and the pace at which they lead their lives. Surprise, surprise—the US doesn’t come off particularly well.

It was particularly coincidental to hear about this book. I had recently ordered one on the exact same topic for the library, Tim Travis’ The Road that Has No End, after stumbling across the Travis’ website. I’ve started reading that book and while it’s also fascinating, by contrast with Stamboulis’ the writing is subpar. Dave may have self-financed publication of Odysseus’ Last Stand, but he does credit an editor and it was clearly carefully proofread, which makes a huge difference to a picky porcupine like me!

Trustee from the Toolroom by Nevil Shute, 1960

I didn’t realize this was Shute’s last book; it’s one of the best, with a decent plot and wonderful descriptions of machining. Epigraph: “An engineer is a man who can do for five bob what any bloody fool can do for a quid.” Keith Stewart, miniature machinist, goes on a quest to retrieve a legacy for his niece, and one of the main ways he wins people over is by showing them a tiny working four-cycle engine he’s designed and built. In my favorite scene he makes a set of metal eggs to comfort his grieving niece:

“We could do a silvery egg in steel, or a yellow egg if we heated a steel egg a bit, or a blue egg if we heated a steel egg quite a lot, or a grey egg if we case-hardened it. Or we could make a coppery-colored egg if we made it out of copper.”

Shute’s characters often sound incredibly stupid and dull when they talk—instead of using narrative license to improve dialogue, he makes it as bald and dopey as possible. Keith’s wife, Katie, although by her actions revealed as nurturing and sensible, comes across as intellectually limited. The novel is also marred by Shute’s unconscious racism and anti-Semitism. Nonetheless, he’s kind to his characters and his readers—somebody on the Nevil Shute site pointed out that in his later books there are no enemies, or even unhelpful people—all the conflict is situational. It’s a feel-good read with a very satisfactory ending.

Re-read — third or fourth, probably first read in the mid-80s to early 90s. I came to Shute not by way of On the Beach (his most famous book, not one of my favorites) or even A Town Like Alice (made into a popular TV miniseries, and is one of my favorites) but through my dad’s love for Round the Bend, which I first read as a teenager.

Update

For almost a year I wrestled with the horrible Blogger/FTP-to-my-own-server “001 java.net.ConnectException: Connection timed out” issue off and on (the wrestling was off and on; the problem was continuous). Clearly something changed overnight and the Blogger people were no help, but I do think I got myself all mixed around and MAYBE at some point it was related to my archives path… at any rate I have SFTP working as of yesterday and I’m not looking back. (I even went to the trouble of installing WordPress but have to merge the three blogs, or at least the two active ones, plus having to publish everything to Blogspot, including all the many posts I had in draft at that point, was the final hump I didn’t muster the energy to get over. And I like Blogger’s interface very much. It’s unfortunate that it’s the worst of both worlds, as I mentioned here.)

At any rate, I didn’t do the book blog thing for a long time and have just caught up with bare-bones listings (probably quite a few things fell between the cracks as well). Part of it was doing reviews for The Bridge (Binghamton’s independent media quarterly, which doesn’t have a web presence yet, alas), which killed a lot of my motivation to do it on my own. Writing briefly for Blogcritics did that too, unfortunately. But I guess it’s worth continuing for my own sake. I’ve thought about reserving “real” reviews for just some new-to-me books, and quirkier notes for re-reads… we’ll see. Right now I’m on a Nevil Shute kick and only one behind!

everything else up until now

Adams, Richard:
The Girl in a Swing, 1980 – One of my all-time favorites. A+
Maia, 1984 – ditto, although in some ways too self-indulgent. A+

Binchy, Maeve
The Copper Beech, 1992 – B+
The Lilac Bus: Stories, 1992 (originally two novels, 1982 and 1984) – A-. The first Binchy I ever read and still one of my favorites.

Blyton, Enid – Third Year at Malory Towers, 1948 – C+

Card, Orson Scott:
The Folk of the Fringe, 1989 – B-
Lost Boys, 1992 – A-

Collins, Wilkie – The Moonstone, 1868 – B. Funny and well-written, but I had forgotten how unbelievable the plot is.

Cross, Amanda, In the Last Analysis, 1964 – B.

Curtis, Christopher Paul – Bucking the Sarge, 2004. The ending isn’t very satisfactory, but Curtis is still one of the best new writers for kids out there. B+

Delafield, E. M. – The Diary of a Provincial Lady, 1931 – A

DiCamillo, Kate – The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane – 2006. B+

Durrell, Gerald – The Bafut Beagles, 1954 – B+. I idolized Durrell as a child, but some of his attitudes are a little hard to take now.

Eager, Edward:
Half Magic – 1954 – A
Knight’s Castle – 1956 – A
Magic By the Lake – 1957 – A-
Seven-Day Magic – 1962 – A-

Enss, Chris – Hearts West : True Stories of Mail Order Brides on the Frontier – 2005. Slight, but interesting because of the primary source letters and advertisements included. B-

Finney, Jack
Assault on a Queen, 1959 – B-. My least favorite Finney; grim and devoid of his usual quirkiness. I think I’ll get rid of it.
Forgotten News: The Crime of the Century and Other Lost Stories, 1983 – B+

Gorey, Edward
Amphigorey – 1972
Amphigorey II – 1975
Like nothing else, but don’t have nearly the appeal to me now they did when I was a teenager.

Grove, Andrew S. – One on One With Andy Grove: How to Manage Your Boss, Yourself and Your Coworkers, 1987 – B+. Lots of decent common sense.

Henry, Marguerite – King of the Wind: The Story of the Godolphin Arabian, 1948 – A-

Horne, S. Hamill – Camp Choconut : a history of the boys’ camp near Friendsville, Pennsylvania – 2005. Just a few miles from our house, so I was interested. Cool to hear about created traditions that work—“heads and heels,” “the Villa Hunt,” “the Blinded Wanderer.” B

Jansson, Tove – Moonminvalley in November – 1971 – B. No Moomins in this one, just their long shadows as Snufkin, the Hemulen, the fillyjonk and a few new characters move into the Moomin house.

Kipling, Rudyard:
The Complete Stalky & Co. – 1930 – B+. Some stories that weren’t in my Stalky as a teen. I idolized Stalky. Now a lot of it is either opaque or offensive.
The Jungle Book – 1894 – A
Kim, 1901 – A
The Second Jungle Book – 1895 – A (“Red Dog” was always one of my favorite stories; doesn’t hold up quite that well anymore…)

Lang, Andrew (editor) – The Green Fairy Book – 1892 – A. Introduced by saying “this is … probably the last of the Fairy Books of many colors.” Ha! Like comic books (and music to a certain extent), it seems that the exemplars I was exposed to at a formative age have much the strongest hold on my imagination and emotions—this, Flora Steel’s English Fairy Tales, the single-volume Grimm and selection of Hans Christian Anderson tales are THE fairy stories for me still.

LeGuin, Ursula
The Lathe of Heaven, 1971 – A+. A perfect novel.
The Telling – 2000 – A. I have bookmarks in it for quotes I wanted to repeat. Will read again within a few years.
Very Far Away From Anywhere Else – 1976 – B+

Levin, Ira – A Kiss Before Dying – 1953 – Suspense classic. B+

Libbrecht, Kenneth; photos by Patricia Rasmussen – The Snowflake: Winter’s Secret Beauty – 2003. Amazing. A

McCaffrey, Anne – Crystal Singer, 1982 – B. Wonderful descriptions of food!

Mitford, Nancy – The Blessing, 1951 – A+. Brilliant and very funny; I’ve read it many times since I was a teenager, and it never gets old.

Montgomery, Sy – The Good Good Pig: The Extraordinary Life of Christopher Hogwood – 2006. B

Nabokov, Vladimir (edited by Alfred Appel Jr) – The Annotated Lolita – 1991 – Novel A+, annotations B.

Nesbit, E: (Edith):
The Book of Dragons – Watermill edition 1987 – B
The Enchanted Castle – 1907 – A+
Five Children and It – 1902 – A+
The Phoenix and the Carpet – 1904 – A+
The New Treasure Seekers – 1904 – B-
The Railway Children – ? – B+. Only now do I see the problem of this family’s toxic secret hiding…
The Story of the Amulet – c 1901, first published 1906 – A

Oxford Book of Fantasy Stories – 1994; A Treasury of Modern Fantasy – ed. Carr and Greenberg – 1981. I read every word of these so I could give them away without that sense of missing something… and now I have no memory of them whatsoever. But they have authors I’d like to be complete on, like A. Merritt and Jack Vance, so now I want to keep them… at this rate I will never shrink my collection!

Nichols, Beverley – No Man’s Street, 1954 – B. Nichols was quite a hack, so it’s not suprising that this doesn’t have as much flavor as his garden memoirs (what he really loved). Too bad, though—I was very excited to find this at an estate sale for a buck!

Parker, Richard – The House that Guilda Drew – 1963 – B. In Australia, Guilda and her family finally find a house to live in.

Peddiwell, J. Abner – The Saber-Tooth Curriculum – 1939 – Brilliant! A-

Roach, Mary – Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers – 2003. Fascinating book and wonderful attitude: to want to be useful after one’s death. A-

Schulz, Charles M. – Young Pillars: The Creator of Peanuts Takes a Look At Young Church People – 1958 – C+. A curiosity I’m getting rid of now. Take Linus and stretch him to six feet tall, then give him a one-panel strip with very, very weak jokes…

Sedaris, David – Me Talk Pretty One Day – 2000. B+

Strieber, Whitley and James Kunetka
Nature’s End, 1986 – A-
War Day – 1984 – A-

Tannen, Deborah – You’re Wearing That? Understanding Mothers and Daughters in Conversation – 2006. Tannen is always wonderful. A-

Voltaire – Candide (edition illustrated by Rockwell Kent, 1963). Since the 2004 elections, I’ve been feeling like all I can do is cultivate my garden…

Hilary’s childhood collection

Proto-librarian at work: I put paper spine labels on my favorite books (how old was I? ten or eleven?), ordering them by how much I liked them, I think. Here are the ones I still have:

#2 : My Side of the Mountain by Jean George (1959)
#7: The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett (1911)
#8: Stuart Little by E. B. White (1945)
#9: Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White (1952)
#11: Dolphin Island by Arthur C. Clarke (1963)
#12: From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler (1967)
#13: Misty of Chincoteague by Marguerite Henry (1947)
#14: Brighty of the Grand Canyon by Marguerite Henry (1953)
#15: A Book of Bosh: Lyrics and Prose of Edward Lear, chosen by Brian Alderson (1975) – just added 11/26/2020, it must have turned up when we moved
#16: Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers (1934)

I think Heritage of the Star by Sylvia Engdahl (1973) was #1. I re-bought my original edition but don’t have the same copy. Edited in 2020 to add: I do still have my copy of Jennifer, Hecate, MacBeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth by E. L. Konigsburg (1967 – inscribed to me because my aunt went to a reading), which I’m quite sure was originally labeled and would have been somewhere in the first ten because I liked it better than Mixed-Up Files.

April

Ahlberg, Allan – The Better Brown Stories, 1995 – B+

Crowley, Chris & Henry S. Lodge – Younger Next Year For Women: Live Like You’re 50—Strong, Fit, Sexy—Until You’re 80 and Beyond, 2005 – A-. A+ for content—every woman should read this book (and every man the first Younger Next Year). Points off for lack of an index and a slightly annoying style (not wildly annoying, just some damn repetition, to imitate Crowley’s voice).

Curtis, Christopher Paul – Mr. Chickee’s Funny Money, 2005 – A-. James Brown on the quadrillion-dollar bill! Gotta love it!

Funke, Cornelia – The Thief Lord, 2000 – B-

McKenna, Paul – Change Your Life in 7 Days: The World’s Leading Hypnotist Shows You How, 2004 – B

Spinelli, Jerry – Wringer, 1997 – B+

Wersba, Barbara – Walter: The Story of a Rat, 2005 – A-

March

Frey, James – My Friend Leonard, 2005 – B-. I read A Million Little Pieces soon after it came out (ordered it for the library because it got a great review in Booklist) and found it completely compelling. I was surprised to be won over despite the annoying Capitalization and other Freyisms. I had already started MFL when the whole brouhaha blew up. But even aside from that, it just doesn’t have the same kick the first book did.

Gethers, Peter – The Cat Who’ll Live Forever: The Final Adventures of NORTON, the Perfect Cat, and His Imperfect Human, 2001 – B-. Large print read over time on the elliptical trainer. Tolerable in small doses.

A Love Like No Other: Stories from Adoptive Parents – ed. Pamela Kruger and Jill Smolowe, 2005 – A-

Raskin, Ellen – The Westing Game, 1978 – B. For the Parent-Child Book Club. We have our work cut out for us!

Varley, John – Mammoth, 2005 – B. A pretty good big-budget time travel novel interspered with sections from an awful children’s book. Why would a talented writer like Varley think rules like “show, don’t tell” don’t apply in children’s literature? They apply more.

Young, Dean & Rick Marschall – Blondie & Dagwood’s America, 1981 – B+

February

Bach, David – The Automatic Millionaire: A Powerful One-Step Plan to Live and Finish Rich, 2004 – B+

Bauer, Joan – Best Foot Forward, 2005 – A-. Almost-as-good sequel to Rules of the Road.
Wonderful YA literature with strong characters who like to work.

Collard, Sneed B. III – The Prairie Builders: Reconstructing America’s Lost Grasslands, 2005 – A-. Children’s non-fiction; well-written and great photos. And that author’s name! Sneed B. Collard III! Worth the price of the book right there!

Finney, Jack
About Time: 12 Short Stories, 1986 – A-. These are all from I Love Galesburg in the Springtime and The Third Level, so I can let this go to a good home.
The Body Snatchers, 1955 – A-. Classic quality-pulp horror.
Good Neighbor Sam, 1963 – B. Strange but mildly funny.
I Love Galesburg in the Springtime, 1963. B+
The Night People, 1977. B. Quite strange but some very memorable set-pieces.
3 By Finney: The Woodrow Wilson Dime (originally 1968, stupidly and very badly updated in 1987—a few updated pop-cultural references (Linda Evans) which make the bulk of it anachronistic) – B; The Night People (1977), Marion’s Wall (1973) – B+.
The Third Level 1957. B+. Includes “Cousin Len’s Wonderful Adjective Cellar,” which should be read by all writers.
Time and Again, 1970 – A. My favorite Finney, and it still holds up, despite unanswered time travel questions (what happens to their bodies? why does the same amount of time elapse in the present as they live in the past?) The integration of the photos and woodcuts is a great asset, although this time I noticed how ridiculous it is to pretend that the artwork is all by Si Morley when the styles are radically different.

Frankfurt, Harry G. – On Bullshit, 2005 – B+. A great and interesting essay, but publishing under 10,000 words as a hardcover is just weird. Princeton University Press, meet Andrews-McMeel.

Goscinny, René, and Uderzo – Astérix books. I jotted the following two down and then read a mess of others…
Astérix et les Goths, 1963 – B+
Le Domaine Des Dieux, 1971 – A

Grogan, John – Marley and Me: Life and Love with the World’s Worst Dog, 2005 – A-. Tear-jerking but not too sentimental.

Hubbell, Sue – A Country Year: Living the Questions, 1986 – A-. Very often entomologists are also wonderful writers. Or maybe it’s just that I love insects.

Ibbotson, Eva – The Great Ghost Rescue, 1975 – A-. I just love Ibbotson—a cross between the Munsters and Harry Potter. This isn’t her best, but it’s very enjoyable.

King, Stephen – Cell, 2006 – B+. I couldn’t put this down, but it does have the usual King “weird things happened, don’t ask/wonder why” unsatisfactoriness to the plot (worst on those lines was From a Buick 8). Seeing what happens half-way through, I wonder if Stephen King is a Firefly/Serenity fan?

Willis, Connie – To Say Nothing of the Dog, 1997 – B-. It’s supposed to be a fantasy and humor classic, and I really really wanted to like it… I love Victiorian fiction, time travel, animal stories, and the various referents (Oscar Wilde, Three Men in a Boat, Schroedinger’s cat, British mysteries, etc.), but I found the whole much less than the sum of its parts. Too telegraphic, allusive, and ultimately unsatisfactory in plot. Jonathan really liked it, though, so points for that.

January batch

Burroughs, Augusten – Magical Thinking: True Stories, 2004 – B. Burroughs’ voice has shrunk on me. Third book and I’m heartily sick of him, his self-pity, narcissim, and cruelty.

Didion, Joan – The Year of Magical Thinking, 2005 – A.

Donaldson, Jean – The Culture Clash: A Revolutionary New Way of Understanding the Relationship Between Humans and Domestic Dogs, 1996 – B+. Great content, confusingly organized.

Done, Phillip – 32 Third Graders and One Class Bunny:Life Lessons from Teaching, 2005 – B.

Ende, Michael – The Neverending Story, 1979 – A- . I’d only seen the movie and finally got around to reading it. Although the beginning is twee (the rockchewers live on mountains that they’ve eaten holes into so they’re called the “Cheeziewheezies”), it’s an exciting book with some magical images and lots of creativeness. Favorites: Perilin the Night Forest which turns into the Desert of Colors, and the Silver City which stands in Moru, the Lake of Tears (“the violet-blue water of the lake was so salty and bitter that only silver…could withstand its corrosive action…”)

Funke, Cornelia – Inkheart, 2003 – B

Grothe, Mardy – Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom From History’s Great Wordsmiths, 2004 – A-

Keller, Robert (with Suzanne Meredith) – House Proud, 2003 – no grade (good in its own weird local way–Keller is an amazing character who gave me a tour of the Phelps Mansion in Binghamton, so I couldn’t resist this book!)

Martin, Steve – Shopgirl, 2000 – B+. Also read after seeing the movie, which was better.

Sparks, Nicholas – True Believer, 2005 – B-. Not as bad as I thought it would be!

Watts, David – Bedside Manners: One Doctor’s Reflections on the Oddly Intimate Encounters Between Patient and Healer, 2005 – A-

Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle books by Betty MacDonald

Hello, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1957
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1947
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s Farm, 1954
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s Magic, 1957

All wonderful, funny books except Farm which went off in a “realistic” direction that betrayed the very concept of Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s cures for bad behavior. It was also illustrated by Maurice Sendak, when the Hilary Knight illustrations in the other three are clearly the only proper ones!

My favorite part of these books as an adult is the wonderfully ridiculous names. Usually the child protagonist has an ordinary name, but when the worried mother calls her friends to ask about their children, the silly names make an appearance. Here are the ones I like best:

  • Ermintrude Bags
  • Calliope Ragbag
  • Paraphernalia Grotto
  • Cormorant Broomrack
  • Worthington and Guinevere Gardenfield
  • Wetherill Crankminor
  • Pergola Wingsproggle
  • Myrtle and Jasper Quitrick
  • Cornell and Harvard Foxglove
  • Trent and Tansy Popsickle
  • Nicholas Semicolon
  • Jimmy Gopher
  • Miss Weathervane
  • Corinthian Bop
  • Harbin Quadrangle
  • Darsie and Bard Burbank
  • Terry and Theresa Teagle
  • Percy, Pamela, and Potter Penzil
  • Mrs. Wintersmelt
  • Armand Armadillo
  • Wilfred Grassfeather